Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022

In Minecraft

The legal version of "no homo". If you put this after anything illegal, it will let the feds know that there is nothing to worry about, as you are just explaining what you're doing in a video game.

Just laced a bunch of vapes with fentanyl and sold them to middle schoolers....

In Minecraft

by ninezy October 20, 2023

Norman Minecraft

Norman Minecraft is the protagonist of the song "Honey I'm Home" by Ghost and Pals, he's pretty hot ig, but Charon is hotter.

Poor Norman Minecraft, he didn't get his dominoes pizza.

by ThePurpleMoon July 28, 2024

Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.

person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face

by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024

In Minecraft

A thing you add at the end of a sentence about committing unspeakable crimes

"Yo... this weekend I'm gonna chop up, cook and sell my stepfather... in Minecraft of course."

by zestmaxxer75 April 14, 2024

Playing Minecraft

To commit a mass shooting.

(Derivative of the “in Minecraft” jokes.)

On June 12, 2016. Al-Martha Lorrainadam began Playing Minecraft at the Gay bar in Florida.

by MarthaSpeaksAndIListen May 19, 2024