Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

mashed potatoes

Refers to the state of mind one enters upon smoking wayyyy to much weed.

A euphoric feeling that warms the soul, induced strickly by some fuzzy haze, or fluffy diesel.

"Shitttt man I smoked so much last night I was like a lump of mashed potatoes!"

"Mashed Potatoes anyone??"

"Yooo I cant feel my legs...im mashed potatoes right now son!"

by Jrockwhc76 May 13, 2009

couch potato

A person who watches excessive amounts of television, has no job, no ambition, no goals set for his/her life, respects whores instead of engaging in sexual activity, also no reguards for ones possesion ex. vehicles, living conditions etc.

Wesley Allen is such a couch potato.

by Credit Check International October 5, 2002

Potato Vagina

A rare breed of potato that, when cut open will spew exactly 17 vaginas into the air.

Wow, look at that potato vagina.

by Anonymous234567893 July 28, 2009

potato sack

A word that is defined with Chuck Norris in nearly every example.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them.

by Pats will remain undefeated December 8, 2007

Wet Potato

A game in which 4-10 men enter a locker room and strip naked. The rules are as follows:
1. All men must rub baby oil upon each other until completely soaked.
2. The youngest player starts with a butter-soaked potato.
3. The player with the potato must hold on to the for as long as possible without dropping it.
4. If the potato is dropped, the player who dropped it must bend over to pick it up.
5. The first player to get his penis in the dropper's anus gets to hold the potato.
7. If the potato is picked up, one point is scored.
8. First person to get 8 points wins.

"Hey man, the guys and I are going to the gym to play Wet Potato, you want in?"

by chickentestes April 11, 2014

Potato Fight

The act of being hit in the face with a man's ballsack for an hour.

Man, my potatoes really got bruised in that potato fight I had with my girlfriend last night.

by Bootylovin'69 May 20, 2013