hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.

Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.

by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019

onion meat

meat with onions in it.

this spaghetti sauce has onion meat in it.

by sUcK diK 420 May 5, 2019

Meat mittens

Someone who has large hands, generally from their line of work.

I shook Frank the farmer’s hands the other day, his meat mittens made my hands feel dainty.

by Chappy11 May 26, 2019

clean meat

Real meat made through cellular agriculture, without killing animals or wasting antibiotics. Nutrient energy is not distributed to structures like a tail or a face, instead it is all devoted to the product.

Clean meat tastes just like slaughtered meat without the guilt.

by picantepiacente June 17, 2019

Baboon Meat

Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.

I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

daddy meat

the epic meat of the prime alpha male of the room.

did you really suck daddy meat last night?

by daddymeatluvr September 7, 2019

the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019