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Giant jizz january

Another way to pay back no nut november. Similar to mega nut may, in the regard that you must ejaculate at least 2-3 times a day. The only difference is that giant jizz january is in january (duh), so you get to bust all the nuts sooner than the five months inbetween no nut november and mega nut may.
Wow. After that awful no nut november, I’m really looking forward to the cummy greatness of giant jizz january.
by 8=======D💦 January 19, 2021
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ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.
Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.
by The Cap N' August 10, 2020
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jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...
Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass
by Instincts74 August 21, 2017
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mack n jizz

by sexyeshay69420 January 19, 2022
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Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016
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Jizz Master Jay

An overly excited male who feels very strong emotions towards a piece of stimuli.
*One of your alternative genre tracks come on in the club*

Guy 1: 'This is my fucking jam!'

Guy 2: 'What even is this!?'

Guy 1: 'OMG jizz!'

Guy 2: 'Ok, Jizz Master Jay...'
by Corbusier December 22, 2014
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Pink Jizz eye

When you cum on a girls face while she is asleep, getting it all over her eyes and then it dries and causes them to mat shut, so she calls into work the next day thinking she has pink eye
Keri called into work today and thinks she has pink eye, yea maybe pink jizz eye
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
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