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Bumper Cocks

Bumper Cock - A cocktail based on white sambuca and whiskey, similar to an Anaconda, but served with soda water and/or fruit juice, can be long or short.
The barman asked me how much soda I wanted in my bumper cocks, I told him to “fill ‘em sky high”.
by Priz-n-wallet January 10, 2020
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Minion-Cock

The embodiment of a BBC plastered on a dry erase minion that you keep hidden away in the shadows of your closet only to be seen cumming in his own mouth when you need a coat.
Friend 1: I got a new minion-cock yesterday
Friend 2: nice I’ve had mine for a few years now I need an upgrade.
by Minioncum January 23, 2020
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cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.
I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2020
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Phat Cock

1. when you have an abnormally sized rooster
2. when you got one thick-ass dick, bitch
horny woman: Hey, you got a Phat Cock?
horny guy: Hell yeah, want to sex?
Horny woman: yum.
by Jeffery Deadstein May 5, 2020
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Cock Drop

The act of violently slamming your cock onto a table. Usually a sign of anger and an attempt to show his male dominance. Not to be confused with a cock slap which is the act of slapping ones face with your cock.
Johnny hit a loud cock drop the other day. I thought he was about to beat the shit out of me.
by C0ckMuncher69 July 8, 2020
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Crisp Cock

Having a Crisp Cock is a rare condition in which occurs when you form a bond unlike any other with The Boys. Once the bond is created, every one of friends, including you, aka, The Boys, will have crisp cock. Another important factor of having a Crisp Cock, means that every one of the boys shares their cocks. It is said to be the finest form of communism.
"Having Crisp Cock means, 'It's not my cock, it's our cock.'"
by CrispCock1/3 July 30, 2020
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Crater Cock

Noun. A penis with crater-like scars that came from monkeypox lesions.
He couldn’t play with his crater cock after contracting Monkeypox last week.
by gdiz916 August 16, 2022
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