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Math

A type of sorcery, far above all others, and practised by wizards far above the level of Merlin, such as Archimedes, Pythagoras and Euler.
Harry Potter fan: Hey bro I wish I could go to hogwarts
Asian kid: There's a magic school better then hogwards, it's called math class

Dickwad: Hey look at that nerdy asian kid doing his Math
Smart (not asian smart) dude: Careful dude he's gonna blast your brain to smithereens with his linear algebra shit
by Shit,Ts-gei August 14, 2020
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Zombie Math

When canned and conventional math methods (or dated and dead ideas) live on, and anxious teachers and parents rely on old school techniques to solve word problems, especially when oft-visual problem-solving strategies are available to help students with “look-see” solutions.
Tens of thousands of American math teachers are stuck with zombie math, refusing to experiment with Singapore’s more intuitive bar model method in solving brain-unfriendly math questions.
by Numerati December 9, 2024
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help me in maths

how to find orthocenter of triangle
persosnb 1 help me in maths I want center of triahngles
by NIGGA SLAVE October 31, 2022
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Maths

Damn I really, really, really, really, really hate maths.
by Fartbrainpooface May 27, 2020
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Math

Math
Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
Math is a horrible thing.
by Annieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 16, 2020
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Math Camp

A place where book smart people go but they have no other smarts than math
Person 1: What are you doing over the summer

Person 2: Im going to math camp
by PlCkLeRlcK March 8, 2023
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menstrual math

counting the days to your period to determine whether you will have it for some important event (vacation, date, etc).
girl 1: Ready for our all-girl cruise next month?
girl 2: Yes! I just did some menstrual math, and I won't have my period until we get back!"
by BillieGoat June 12, 2013
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