the meat dive

the act of diving in ones vagina

homeboy1: ...then i gave her the meat dive
homeboy2: sick

by Plastic Catholic September 22, 2019

meat cookie

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.

Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell

by bigdkA July 9, 2016

Meat Rivet

n. A tiny penis or meat-stick

She says disappointed when she sees him naked for the first time, "Really, what do you expect to pleasure with that meat rivet?"

by KiLZiL December 5, 2017

meat curtaining

the female form of teabagging.

i was meat curtaining an enemy online when someone sniped me from behind.

by mm14 November 13, 2011

Meat Maid

A young lady excessively partial to receiving vaginal stimulation from the masculine instrument. A slut.

Guy 1- Damn, Sarah's had more than her fair share of cock!
Guy 2- Yeah dude, she's a bona fide Meat Maid.

by lovelyowl December 15, 2012

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

meat grazing

someone who casually nibbles on another mans meat, similar to a cow grazing on grass

josh was meat grazing on antonios meat when he was sleeping

by h00d rich March 2, 2007