Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 19, 2025

Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.

Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!

by Crcomic December 14, 2013

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020

🪵 Log emoji

Rafael Devers has hit a home run

Here's how you would use the 🪵 log emoji in a sentence:

Rafael Devers hits a home run

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

by redsoxfan2004 March 31, 2025