King Wins!

Something your idiot friend shouts when playing a game; forgetting there are still other moves that could out score their's.

Playing a card game of War.

K: slaps the king on the table first, "King Wins!"

S: puts card down after, "Ace."

K: "Fuck That Shit!"

by JMY87 March 23, 2011

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King Cali

N., Synonym; California
usually used by californians while putting down people from another state

Haha! King Cali Wins Again!

by Rippy the Razor November 21, 2011

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King Crap

The mother of all craps.

I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.

by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011

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pump king

A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.

Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;

Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;

Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;

I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;

My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;

by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023

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Duvet King

Also known as a sheet surgeon. a Duvet King is The exact Opposite of a pillow prince, a Duvet King will do anything but lay down often know to engage in endless rounds of mind blowing intercourse without a breather or even a water break!

Wow I met up with that duvet king yesterday and he relentlessly took me to a blissful orgasm multiple times I can’t even look at a pillow prince again

by Not a pillow prince October 22, 2023

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