National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!

Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!

by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020

Super Jerking

I just put this here to tell u I can do 4 strokes per second😹🙏

Super jerking is When u jerk so fast u break the sound barrier and can faze through things like flash

by Acceleration😹🙏 November 30, 2021

violent jerks

its having uncontrollable muscle spasm

i havent had my fixs in days and now i having violent jerks.

by Half case March 5, 2021

Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed

-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january

by Minecrafter69_420 November 4, 2019

air jerk

to pretend to jerkoff (masterbate) in the air.

hey man stop air jerking thats gay

by firefalcome September 6, 2023

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023