Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 10, 2024

The dirty washing machine

When the girl curls up into a ball and the guy sticks his huge cock in the anus and the roll around on the floor like a washing machine

Me and granny did the dirty washing machine last night

by Hugecockthisbig👐 September 16, 2018

Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.

I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.

by LV29 March 8, 2024

power wash

When someone pisses on another's asshole to clean it after a messy shit. Like a bidet, but warmer.

I just had some awful diarrhea, can you power wash me? I'm in a hurry!

by culboy6969 August 1, 2024

Black-washing

The act of taking daily showers. Including (but not limited to) washing your hands, arms, legs and feet every day. Washing your hands after using the restroom and before you cook or eat.

She is black-washing before she gets into her clean bed.

by Martha Crewart March 11, 2022

Washing Machine

When a boy tells a lie to a friend about his imaginary experience getting head in the parking lot of a less than reputable establishment.

Yeah man, have you ever put your dick in a washing machine?

by WashingMachineMouth November 22, 2025

Mouth Wash

It is insane how much relief I got from that.

Hym "Really. Using mouth Wash one time was enough to radically improve my symptoms overnight. I still feel the excess fluid in my ears when I swallow but still... Not feeling like I could stroke out at any second is nice..."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025