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baby sock

Damn! You got a baby sock.
by Anonymous June 3, 2003
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Poop socks

When you drop a coke bottle on the floor and it spills everywhere like a rocket on the floor, and in spills all over your nice new socks it’s a poop sock from it’s brown color
Hey Amanda why did you give me poop socks!
by Anonymous True Person November 30, 2018
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sock fillers

saggy ass titties that could completely fill a knee-high tube sock...it was originated in africa when poor black ladies were unable to purchase a real bra....they ended up using socks and powerade bottles
"dat grr wit dem saggy black tah-tahs gots sock fillers up in dat latino burrito"
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Hooker Sock

A plain white sock you blow the smoke from marijuana through to lessen the smell. After blowing through it, there will be THC residue leftover on the sock in the shape of lips.
My hooker sock smells really bad.
by Gato Del Agua December 20, 2008
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u sock

The alternative name for someone being a bad person or you hating them.
by Gummy Cake09 January 18, 2017
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Sock Genie

The idea of Santa Clause was based on the tale of the sock genie, or Sock Djinn.
On the night of the sock genie when albanian children hang there socks above the mantle of there fireplace, they place a list of there greatest desires into there sock and if they are lucky then their wishes will be granted but if the Sock Djinn doesn't want to grant your wish then you will implode.
Fartmuffin: Tis the night of the sock genie!
Cunnilingus: whats the sock genie!?
Stupid little kid: Yeah whats that?
Fartmuffin: Its a genie that can grant your greatest desires, lets wish for a Flying Woodhasm!
by Misterex October 11, 2008
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sock wars

an ongoing battle during which a roommate or relative you live with (usually a brother) steals your socks cuz he or she is too lazy to do laundry.
My little brother and I have had such bitter sock wars for so long I've actually contemplated giving up wearing socks till I went off to college.
by ducksRpeople2 September 15, 2011
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