retard text syndrome

Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.

John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."

Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."

by poopy21! February 6, 2010

Text Message Rape

The unwanted barrage of text messages via mobile device(s).

Francis was up until 3 A.M. being Text Message Raped.

by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008

out of con-text

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.

Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

weak text game

this can very. examples include

•being short ("k" "lol" "ya")
• taking FOREVER TO RESPOND

• not carrying a conversation

Shawty bad but she got weak text game .

by yodeling.mitocondria March 29, 2017

upside down text

A stupid way that attention-whores get people to notice their Facebook status. ˙looɔ os ɯı ˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool

Jonny wanted people to notice him on Facebook. So he googled "Upside Down Text" and flipped his Facebook status upside down. Now everyone thinks he's stupid for being such an attention-whore.

by UpsideDownText.com November 9, 2010

Sunday Morning Text

When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.

John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.

by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009

one text stand

when somebody texts you and you text them back but they never reply.

Girl 1- "hey"
Guy 1- "hey, whats up?"
........(no reply)
Guy 1- *that bitch just one text standed me*

by Anthonygerbenshockler January 3, 2011