reverse human centipede

well unfortunately, you found this because you thought about it..... how would it even work?????

the human centipede was a messed up movie, could you imagine if someone had made a reverse human centipede where the outside persons butts are sewn together and then two people in the middle have their mouths sewn together...

by ladlemush April 19, 2018

Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.

"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"

by thatwhitenigglet May 2, 2017

clumsy human encounter

a social experience of a LESS than 'gracious' nature, resulting in singular; OR mutual 'stink upon' of each involved human. a situation POSSIBLY terminating in fisticuffs!, DEFINITELY terminating in 'verbal' sparring!!

sam had a clumsy human encounter with the bouncer, who wouldn't believe sam's I.D. was real! sam stomped off, spewing curses at the bouncer.

the mourners had a clumsy human encounter with the westboro church nazis!! -MUCH cursing ensued!!

they crashed in 'all-meat' cars!! -a 'duke-fest' and plenty of cursing, provided a clumsy human encounter!!

by michael foolsley November 14, 2011

Human speed bump

A Reatarded white trash redneck who doesn’t know how breaks on a car work so therefore leave their car in neutral with no breaks on and get ran over by their own fucking truck

Friend 1. Did you see that damn hick who was tryna work on their truck and got ran right over by the damn thing?

Friend 2. Yeah! Man that bitch was a human speed bump for his truck got ran right over

by Babyniffler December 10, 2018

decent human being

To be a person who acts with acceptable standard expected from other people. This assumes the person is not "decent" or not "human being".
Synonym with common sense.

Please, be a decent human being and not ruin other people's fun.

by orsos November 13, 2022

Beta-human

When your friend or “homie” does something dumb/unnecessary, you call them this, or, if someone makes a bad meme on Instagram then you would comment this

Friend: “dude I got a girlfriend, she likes memes and isn’t ugly”
Me and my homies: “what a beta-human”

by Chulie July 11, 2019

Human Relations Day

Human Relations Day is what Livingston Parish, Louisiana calls Martin Luther King's Day because they are a bunch of racist rednecks that refuse to accept reality... they live in their own little trashy toothless world.

Everyone else in the world: Happy Martin Luther King's Day
Livingston parish redneck: Ain't you talkin about Human Relations Day?
Livingston parish redneck: We aint gonna celebrate no one who ain't white in this here town no sir

by ektomorf January 18, 2011