chad honey

A term used to describe the gross cum of a jock - usually named Chad.

"I ate my buddies' chad honey, but now he has a wife and kids so I can't even look him in the eye."

by euronymous96 January 10, 2020

honey intolerant

a person who cannot stand the taste of honey, and throws up after consuming honey.

marina: omg I cant eat honey without throwing up!
john: have you considered the fact that your honey intolerant?

by tigergoesrawr August 3, 2021

drop the honey

When you really have to go use the bathroom, but you're also super dehydrated, so your pee comes out with a syrupy honey-like consistency.

"Hey Larry, I'm gonna go drop the honey!"

"Ok!"

by do-you-want-some-banana-bread January 20, 2019

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

Glazed honey bun

I hate when I have to sit with a glazed honey bun

So I was talking to my boyfriend in the car and hot really hot. Then into the restaurant to meet my parents it became a glazed honey bun.

by groovy2me November 30, 2023

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

Honey Smacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Honey Smacks

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025