Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Hammer

A tool for hammering and nailing. It can bang on everything that is flat , verticle or horizontal, as long as it is hammerable.

Jack hammered Jill on a wall. Jack is a bad boy.
Uncle Joe nailed his maid on the stool with his hammer.

by WaterBuffalo779 August 4, 2016

mammer hammer

when a girl or guy hits a girl's boobs... kinda similar to how guys and girls hit a guy's balls.

you better watch out or i'm gonna mammer hammer you!

by downtownyouthcenter May 7, 2007

Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.

Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.

by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011

nut hammer challenge

The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.

"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"

by johnnyversace August 14, 2018

Throw a Hammer at Her

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019