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the double hammer battle

Where two men (without erections) rub their dicks together until they get erections then one lays down face up and the other lays on top of him they suck each other's dicks until one of them cums the loser must lie down on the floor while the winner inserts his penis into the losers asshole and proceeds to fuck him until completion.
Aw man Trevor you shoulda seen joe got so drunk last night I won at the double hammer battle easily
by Abnormalcupcake March 7, 2017
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mexican hammer

Maria says she like mexican hammer's
by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
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hammered

Hammered is a term heroin addicts use to say they're stoned, high, going on the nod, feeling it etc. No particular reason except that hammer is also a street term for heroin, as are many other words beginning with H.
Guy 1: "Are you feeling it"
Guy 2: "Man I'm hammered, I can't even keep my eyes open"
by nevergaveyouniggasmoney June 25, 2016
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gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.
"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"
by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016
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Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment
Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy
by MCB95 May 15, 2016
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Thor's Hammer

An act of masturbation in which a male individual grips the shaft of his erect penis in one hand, leaving the head exposed. Then, the other hand is balled into a fist, and forcefully smashes the head of the individuals penis, like a hammer.
Oh damn, I shouldn't Thor's Hammer anymore, my boober is starting to turn purple.
by takeitupanacho May 12, 2016
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tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
by ManMan36 October 3, 2016
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