by R_J_10_10 April 30, 2020
When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.
-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-
Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll
Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..
Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll
Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status
Facebook User: *Logs Out
Facebook User:
Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll
Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..
Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll
Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status
Facebook User: *Logs Out
Facebook User:
Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 16, 2012
by YourAverageGhostStickMaker August 04, 2022
When a very pale person whom has a sunburn presses on thier skin and a white mark appears on the red skin.
by 🥂 June 14, 2017
Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear
by Esskeetit4life March 20, 2019
When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.
So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.
by Sh3p007 October 05, 2015
When a man's genitalia is too small to feel anything, it is believed you are being Ghost Tentacled.~
by Kittiey13 June 12, 2014