Someone who hears you but isn’t actually listening or gives a shit. They will nod and act like they care but have hardly a clue of what you said. People who “listen” to you talk but just so they can respond and they like to hear themselves talk. Similar to lip service but with your ears. Pretending to listen.
“Hey did your girlfriend tell you about her doctors visit?”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
“Yeah but I had to give her ear service cause she wouldn’t shut up after 15 minutes.”
by Pink panther 89 April 15, 2019
Get the Ear servicemug. Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
by Jowin July 23, 2024
Get the Ear lickingmug. (n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
Get the Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Poppedmug. by Slagehammer October 3, 2019
Get the Ear muffmug. An insult/nickname to someone you either like/hate. Makes fun of them for either being retarded or faint of hearing. Could also be used casually in a social situation.
example 1: "Hey whatsup Dookie ears"
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
example 2: "Hey whats up?"
"What did you say?"
"I said Whats up, you got Dookie ears or something?"
Example 3: "Dude, that guy is fucking retarded he must have Dookie ears or something."
by KY$-REAL November 7, 2019
Get the Dookie Earsmug. When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
by Chucknasty December 21, 2016
Get the Ear yogurtmug. by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024
Get the Indian ear blowermug.