jamaican dry rub

When a dreadlocked jamaican takes some sand and jerks you off with it and then toaster

yo bro you going to the game tonight
nah b i need to get my jamaican dry rub
oh shit .... toaster

by domhxc September 11, 2010

rough and tumble dry

the extreme of rough. taken straight out of the setting for drying your clothes comes this definition of a rough night.
When the word rough doesn't cut it anymore and you need to give it more and make it clear to another person that it is extremely rough.

It can also be used to describe apparel or appearance of a person. And can be described as an action.

A: so after i awoke after taking heroin me and my friends ran for 4 miles from the the cops
B: dude that's rough and tumble dry

Wu-Tang Clan is rough and tumble dry

Fight Club basement is rough and tumble dry

by lzfreshtadeath May 11, 2008

Dry Meatloaf

a very large girl with a very dry texture that NEEDS to be basted!

Meatloaf: hello there liver, you are looking extra soggy today!

Liver: hello Dry meatloaf, you are rather dry today, may I please baste you!??!

by Alli December 21, 2004

Drinking from a dry tap

A gay blowjob

Being gay is great, I love drinking from a dry tap!

by Leeroy_2008 August 13, 2017

keep my cheeks dry

Don't cry

You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

-No Rain / Blind Melon

That means he's done of being hurt.

by NandaVLinda November 20, 2013

Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".

Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!

by Felipe September 08, 2004

dry slam your shitbox

lubeless ass fucking

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"

by bpa May 06, 2006