Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020

roman curtains

A superb Vagina that has nice folds like premium roman curtains

Jess has porn quality Roman curtains Unlike Amy’s leftover roastbeef meat curtains

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020

Roman curtains

The Premium subtle pussy lips with folds of an Angel, the vagina you only see in the best porn. The opposite of an Arby’s roast beef sandwich

I was banging those Roman Curtains last night and I felt like Cesar himself Getting the best pussy in all of Rome
Jessica has Amazing Roman curtains While Amy’s pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich with Extra meat

by Atom meatshaft D July 10, 2020

Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020

Daylight Curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

Amherst Curtsy

Flashing your tits upon meeting someone or leaving a function

"I knew she liked me when she gave me an Amherst Curtsy when we met and when she left!"

by Sywalker16 October 18, 2020

Nigga curtain

That one porno where that nigga hid as a curtain

Nigga lamp: Hey dude have u watched nigga curtain?
Josh: yes man

by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020