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Ice Coffee 

The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!
Crystal loves "Ice Coffee" on a hot day.
Ice Coffee by Joe Trio November 13, 2007

Hot Coffee 

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.
Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....
Hot Coffee by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009

make coffee

To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'
Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.
make coffee by $ayfoo April 4, 2011

Cup of Coffee 

The thing that Homsar was
raised by.
Duaaauoa! I was raised by a cup
of coffee!
Cup of Coffee by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Making Coffee

Having the kind of sexual relations which cause liquids to be secreted from the genitals.
I made coffee last night with my boyfriend.
Making Coffee by Kahleeshma November 22, 2003

clouds in my coffee 

theres someone else in your sex; your man/woman has a shawty on the side
"damn, theres clouds in my coffee. i guess i'll have to find a new man since he is double dipping."