kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

Bi Catch

When a girl goes to a gay bar and picks up a straight guy.

Melissa: "I heard she picked him up somewhere."
Jessica: "Yea, probably was a Bi Catch."

by hotsauceorama July 25, 2011

dream catcher

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Catching Flies

Term for a state of inebriation (Drunk as Fuck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. A.k.a. The Bain.

Example: Well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.

by CanadainSamsquanch August 11, 2011

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 15, 2011