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The Book of Twat

Noun:

A vagina that has many wrinkles, or flaps, usually due to sexual promiscuity or repetitive rape of a female.
I ate that bitch out for 2 hours! It was like reading 2 chapters of The Book of Twat!
by Big Saxy October 20, 2014
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history books

A book that is hell, history books will make you bored 24/7. Yes we are forced to read them, so please quit school its not fucking worth it.
hey, did you see the history book anywhere?
those crappy history books?
yeah im interested.
fuck you get out.
by fucking loser tehe February 10, 2021
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The Best Book Known To Bookkind

A beautifully written book featuring a diverse set of characters like a bongo playing dragon, a Rowlet, and A Fat Cat. And Bob of course.
Wow, I’m so excited to go home and Read the Best Book known to Bookkind!
by Bob-The-Fingerless-Man October 7, 2025
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In-Your-Face-book Friend

A Facebook Friend who constantly posts or re-posts religious or political slams...or other "In-Your-Face" type content.
Jane: Did you see what your cousin posted on Facebook? I don't know why we're Friends...he's always posting stuff that pisses me off.

Joe: Yeah...he's my In-Your-Face-book Friend. If he's posted that Chick-fil-A crap once, he's posted it a thousand times! Enough already...get that shit outta-my-face, man!
by Pennaynay August 2, 2012
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That's another coloring book

A reference to using a coloring book to describe or teach about complicated or inappropriate things. Used on The Colbert Report
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Book Sniffer

When some one like to sniff books, often has a large collections of books when there is no reason because we have E-books now. SAVE THE TREES!
Katie and Georgia are book sniffers
by MtnDewBajaBlast November 26, 2021
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National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022
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