a left queef to the bosom

When a human with a cloaca blasts a queef so powerful it manifests into a gas fist, which throws a punch curving to the left, right into a woman's saggy bag

Oh you think you're funny huh? Well how about i throw a left queef to the bosom right at ya.

BLAST! i missed! Im sorry i tried queefing on yo tits, dont stab me witjlh ya clit. WAIT N-

rest in peace

by Snozingly7 August 14, 2023

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pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024

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Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

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lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015

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left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.

Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.

by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014

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Left holler

What Jeff Buys does in his free time

Student: excuse me mr buys, I need help with-

Jeff Buys: LEFT HOLLER LEFT HOLLER DUKE THE BACKSLIDERS DO I THINK OF MYSELF FIRST OR DO I AHHHH

Mrbeast Chandler: woohoo yeah woohoo

by Finest1x1 November 24, 2023

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