Beijing breakfast

A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month

Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.

by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

Breakfast

This changes nothing.

Hym "Breakfast does not change what I am going to do. Lying to my family is not going to save you."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2025

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

Yo, Who Eats Sandwiches For Breakfast, Yo

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

The breakfast question

The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.

>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?

>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.

>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?

>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.

>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?

>I don't understand the question.

> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate

by bertyhell May 19, 2025