beached as 

Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'

'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'

beached as by cabbagetreekiwi February 24, 2009

Bachewychomp 

Part of the incoherent language of retarded genetically engineered clones.

Clone Stan: Chomp chomp BACHEWYCHOMP!

Bachewychomp by Darin Number 2 April 26, 2007

Amitabh Bachan 

The most badass indian actor, basically the Morgan Freeman of bollywood.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that new Amitabh Bachan movie?

Dude 2:Who hasn't?

Dude 1: I saw it and had to master-bate to his voice, because it gave me an erection.

Amitabh Bachan by Punjabijattttt November 5, 2013

Burt Bacharach

The Man. Plays Piano and Sings. Best Known for his songwriting.

Josh:The most sexiest and coolest guy on the planet is Burt Bacharach.

Burt Bacharach by Josh Duplisea July 29, 2006

Cock bach 

When one is about to score with another person and then someone starts playing a song on the piano but doesn't finish causing you to ditch your acquaintance to finish the song

"I was about to score with this chick and then some dude cock bached me

Cock bach by Michael Coscrocozcrov November 26, 2010

Beachmaster 

The king hippopotamus. He runs the beach. The other hippos can't even go to sleep until Beachmaster does first. Now and then a younger hippo will challenge Beachmaster to a fight. If the challenger wins he becomes the new Beachmaster. However Beachmaster always wins. After victory Beachmaster will fornicate with a woman of his choosing. His favorite pastime is eating sausages from the sausage tree, which blossoms once a year. He is also very protective of his fellow hippos. When a hippo dies, Beachmaster will protect the corpse from hyennas, lions, crocodiles, or whatever. However if he's hungry he will eat it himself. The bottom line is that Beachmaster is the shit.

Beachmaster killed Johnny after he lied down first.

Beachmaster by Wifflemaster July 16, 2008

Bachelor Breakfast 

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Kelso dominated his scrambled eggs and bacon with only the use of a fork and a frying pan (spachela not included)... the Bachelor Breakfast of a true champion!

Bachelor Breakfast by M. Rinaldi May 23, 2008