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vagina burger

a swear word, so perverse, so nonsensical, and so super-fly that it will pretty much dominate any other swear and make anyone who hears it wet their pants INSTANTANEOUSLY.
(awkward silence) "vagina burger!" (awkwarder silence)

"awww, vagina burger."

"VAGINA BURGER, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!"

"hey vagina burger, i'm sorry to hear about your brother dying and shit."
by joe queer-beer December 19, 2007
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mong burger

noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.

Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
by andrewdoesn'tloveyoumuch July 4, 2006
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Choad Burger

A regular burger. But instead of beef there is a slab of someones choad that is salted to perfection.
Yo billy have u tried the new choad burger
by //SourZ// November 12, 2003
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shit burger

The only fast food burger place in a small town. The term shit burger can be confusing if there's more than one burger place. Unless one place is better than the other, making the shitty one shit burger by default. But then why would you go there, unless it's open later than the good place.
Felix: You hunger?
Tyson: Yeah.
Felix: Where you wanna eat?
Tyson: how about shit burger?
Felix: Sure, whatever.
by Stash_Master August 14, 2006
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Burger Pussy

Also a term of derision, along the lines of douche bag. Same concept of combining vagina and a food product, such as Twat Waffle. Can be used when joking with friends as well. This word was in use in Bucks County, PA as early as 1990 by high school kids.
"Don't be such a Burger Pussy and shut up!"
by TommyG21 April 8, 2010
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burger dirt

Slang for feces. Often used to describe the shit left on a mans penis after anal sex with a dirty woman.
You dirty bitch,I told you to have a crap before i gave you one up the dirtbox. Now I've got burger dirt all over my dick.
by Iron fist August 14, 2006
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Bargersville indiana

A town south of Greenwood Indiana where high school teens go to smoke weed and visit "haunted" places such as "Cry Baby Bridge"

Also where the KKK likes to play hide and seek. they still have many warning signs on sideroads.
"dude im going down to bargersville indiana and getting blazed. you in?"
"hell yea! last time i went we shut off the car and heard a baby crying so we got the hell out of there!"
"Im so pumped"
by indianapotheadsociety December 1, 2011
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