Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb

I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth

by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020

goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit

this motherfucker is a goose

by davesss August 22, 2023

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

birthday goose

A birthday fuck

I’m looking forward to my birthday goose.

by LAkween January 14, 2022

Goose Moonin

An A.M. greeting amongst lovers or a general expression of sexual gratitude and approval. or used when punishing babysitters with heavy bondage and gang rape.

goose moonin, how do you like babysitting five dicks you fucking whore? This is for loosing my kids and now we are going to pump you full of babies till you smell of bradford pear trees in bloom.

Goose moonin, how do you like me now?

Goose moonin, nice nut baby.

by Rdl1982 May 10, 2023

Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose

"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"

by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022

Goose Walking

The way a bumpkin walks when they believe they’ve shown someone they think is rich up. Similar to how a goose’s neck looks when it’s walking.

My neighbor’s been stealing internet for a while and now he’s feeling big, goose walking all over town.

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022