Dead Animal Pickup

When a woman goes out on a blind date, this is the number that she gives her date if he is a total bore.

Also a phone number to call when you see a dead animal lying in the middle of the street.

Rufus: Hey Mandy, baby...you are so hot!!! May I have your phone number?

Mandy: Um...sure, here it is (as she gives him the number for dead animal pickup instead)

by merryprankster1963 March 12, 2007

animal jam mating

When people on Animal Jam have sex. It's absolutely disgusting and against the rules. It has declined in popularity, though. One popular mater who still uploads is Cakie AJ. She somehow managed to get 50 subscribers.

A: Hey bro! Wanna mate on Animal Jam?
B: Naw that's nasty 💀 Imagine doing animal jam mating

by brecki October 20, 2022

Animator Time Megamix

A ROBLOX collaboration that features a lot of animators. There are 3 of them which is: ATM 1, ATM 2, and ATM 3 (there may not be a fourth one..) Probably one of the best ROBLOX collabs EVER.

Person 1 • Hey! Have you watch Animator Time Megamix 1-3? It’s pure awesomeness!
Person 2 • No. Plus the name sounds like pure trash.
Person 1 • *cocks rifle*

by Tuxiverse July 15, 2020

Wonton Animal Chin

As long as you're still searching for Chin, you've already found him

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Retarded Animal Babies

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.

Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

by Who cares? October 10, 2005

thicc anime thighs

When thicc anime girls are wearing tights too small to suck up all of their thigh.

DaMn ShE hAs SoMe ThIcC aNiMe ThIghS

by I'mma._.Weeb August 19, 2019

my story animated

is a trashy YouTube channel that CLEARLY tells fake stories.

person 1: "My Dad Abuses Me"

person 2: Dude, that is totally My Story Animated crap!
person1: Ikr? Where do you think I got it from?
person 2: My Story Animated is total crap.

by HelpMeWithMyDanganronpaAddicti December 20, 2019