alejandra

a girl with gigantic hemorrhoid whose birthday is on november 25

whos that girl?
thats alejandra...dont bring up her hemorrhoids..

by bobidy November 27, 2023

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Alejandro and Kylian

The hottest guys in this world. You think that you're okay, but when you meet them, you feel empty and worthless. Trust me, if you meet them, protect your pussies and thongs at all cost, because their horniness has got no limits. Parties without A&K mean nothing, because they're the party animals. They bring joy and happiness around the world. Sluts and bitches envy A&K, 'cause they know that they will never be able to get them. No dick in this world hasn't been marked by their tongues. "Tasty" is the best word to define them, as the men say.

Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.

Heyy Britney, can you hear that song?
What song, Katherine? Are you cursed by A&K again??? RUN TO YOUR MAN!

My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.

by Cringy Bitches February 29, 2024

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ALexander Sveltina

Writer, satirical blogger, poet, rapper, philosopher, social media darling, and libertine bachelor. ALexander Sveltina is a visionary. He's just beginning to brand himself as an authentic artist, and creating art purely for the sake of experiencing the joy of the creative process. He is an agnostic pantheist existentialist with a big fat-ass c@&k! Get ready because ALexander pulls no punches in his outrageously shocking comedic shtick. He is a true genius of the times who has his finger on the pulse of his generation. Roll over Beethoven Tell Tchaikovsky the news, because there's a new Tom cat on the prowl and he's lookin' to bird dog all of your lil' chickies, so look out!

ALexander Sveltina is a charismatic man with a huge c@&k!

by A.Sveltina March 8, 2024

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