face-driving

Similar to that of drink driving, but driving whilst using facebook. Face-driving is becoming more common in today's society and is hard to enforce especially when you have a good reason to be on facebook while driving making it hard for police to do anything at all as they do it themselves and completely understand you must constantly check status updates regardless to avoid becoming a social hermit. It's just the way things are these days.

I was driving home from work today when i caused a four car pile-up on the motorway.

Police: "It appears you caused this accident, can you give any reason as to why this happened?"

Me: "I was face-driving"

Police: "Oh...well um...bad boy. Don't crash again"

Me: "Meh"

by aussie type of guy April 25, 2011

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drive and chill

One who is watching drive with a female friend who then proceed to get shwifty

Me and a friend of my wanted to drive and chill but I didn't look like Ryan gosling

by OPOG420 October 2, 2017

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pissy driving

Australian term, meaning drove home drunk!

"There is no taxi around, so I guess I am going to have to do some pissy driving to get home from the pub tonight."

by An Australian September 15, 2014

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Taco drive

When you risk getting a DWI driving to get some strret tacos because you're so high and you have the munchies.

I'm hungry and high, I'll risk the DWI and go on a Taco drive.

by Seogre April 8, 2023

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white girl driving

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

by That white gurl May 19, 2022

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