Window Dew

Mountain Dew that has been sitting outside of a window in the winter, and has received the perfect chilling.

A: Do you have any Dew?

B: Window Dew or Fridge Dew?

A: Definitely Window Dew.

by Cheparino September 21, 2004

window job

when a guy puts his penis out of the window and shuts the window hard until he comes.

last night my girlfriend didnt want to have sex, so i gave myself a window job

by coaaoc May 15, 2009

window shopping

when you stand next to a window at school with ur mate, where a lot of people going in for next lesson, then you and ur mate pick out girls u would like to fuck

person 1: hey check out the girl with the nice arse
person 2: which one
person 1: the on with the black hair nearest to us
person 2: sweet!! i luv this window shopping its awesome
person 1: gud in it u see all the massive tits from here, its best when there running!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 16, 2009

The Windows Plague

A plague that seems to have infected millions of people around the world, it's one known effect is lulling people into the false belief that PC's are better than Mac's. It may sound silly but is an increasing problem having enormous effects on todays society. The one known cure to this malicious disease is an iPod.

Dave: I like my PC cos it runs the best operating system in the world Windows on it.

Harry: Hah looks like you've still got The Windows Plague, here check this out, (hands Dave an iPod)

Dave: Wha-? This is genius! Must of been made by Microsoft.

Harry: -_-; *sigh*

by An On E Mouse February 17, 2008

toledo window box

That sexy open space between a hot girl's legs where her legs don't quite touch eachother in the crotch area. Usually seen when wearing a bikini. Originally derived from George Carlin's stand-up comedy when referring to marijuana.

I was surfing on the internet while my bro was watching tv when he said, "Whoa, toledo window box!" which caused me to quickly turn around to see a fine piece of ass.

by trouty42 August 25, 2009

window licker

When you always put food down for the cat but never put water or milk down (because you cant be arsed). The cat becomes neglected and after a few days decides to lick the condensation off the windows as it is the only means of liquid accessable.
- Can be used for anything neglected!

1) My cat was so thirsty, he become a window licker!
2) (when neglecting academic work) That essay has become a window licker, trust!, it aint gonna be done for time - i cant understand that shit!
3) (when being neglected) SHIT, i feel like a window licker!

by Adz H January 10, 2006

window boy

A kid who makes sweet love to any window at any time at any place. Technely someone who lost his or her verginity with a window.

you and your mom are window boys

by c/a1c May 8, 2006