Turkey Day

The day we celebrate when our lord and savior ASB1 graced us with his radiant light. It happened September 30 the year of out Lord 1974.
Today is September 20th! Only 10 more days 'til Turkey Day!!!
by sweet_baby_breezus September 22, 2014
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Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.
by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 31, 2009
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Free Turkey Dinner

A bargining chip used to pawn off unsuspecting customers
I'll give you two turkey dinners if you ring Ambrose O'Sullivan
by Herself July 22, 2004
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turkey-ticket raffle

A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
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Turkey Sandwich Week

Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?

Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week

Man: great
by bradyBlunderbooth November 07, 2009
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Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."
by Elephant Ear Rape January 21, 2017
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Ground turkey no beef

There’s no beef / we’re not fighting
Idk dude i feel like you hate me
Bitch ground turkey no beef stfu
by Deez2000 October 15, 2021
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