Bush Turkey

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".

John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.

by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Plump Turkey

When you make a girl eat alot and shove your dick down her throat until she throws up.

"Dude, i just fed my girlfriend so much cake, then she deep throated me, and I held her down until she threw up; it was the best Plump Turkey, ever.

by Dracanic November 25, 2010

Bush Turkey

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.

George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.

by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

lamb and turkey

1. Can be used as an insult
2. Can be used as a thing to shout for no reason.
3. Has to be pronounced in a scottish-irish farmer accent.
4. A way to sneak in poison (see le matt)
5. Something to get jolly over.

Teacher: Get outside John!
(Teacher walks outside)
Fred: "LAMB AND TURKEY!"
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!
Fred: John is a piece of lamb and turkey!
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!

by The Forgotten March 17, 2005

Must Have the Turkey

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.

Damn, he must have the turkey!

by daluved1 November 28, 2010

Jive ass turkey

Language you haven't heard in a long time since it's been replaced with newer, softer language like everything else.

Why doesn't that jive ass turkey get a fuckin job so he can get a car and drive through the drive thru like everyone else?

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

turkey fuck

on thanksgiving when you raost a turkey and fuck it through the part where you put stuffing

"dude, I love thanksgiving!"

"why?"

"cause you can fuck the turkey."

"what?!"

"turkey fuck! it's nice."

by sillytoe October 4, 2009