by Thejoesenone February 3, 2017
Get the gold turdmug. Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
Get the Lumber Turdsmug. That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
by The mad fapper September 3, 2013
Get the Turd holstermug. The act of sharting in the toilet and then wiping and thinking you're done when you have to shit again before flushing. Hence you wipe, shit, repeat until a satisfying bowl of layered turd and paper has created a masterpiece of turd lasagna. Usually done in a public restroom and followed up by a Snapchat or selfie👍
The Hernandez family had a quinceanera and everybody ate their enchiladas. Not a single soul made it three blocks before stopping at gas station and blowing out a bowl of turd lasagna!
by Charles Bronson1 February 11, 2019
Get the Turd lasagnamug. A Turd knob is someone who is annoying and is always talking shit out his ass, also kinda of a dick.
by Sir Wayne December 7, 2014
Get the turd knobmug. To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017
Get the Throat Turdmug. a rehab resistant drug addict.
by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010
Get the turd turkeymug.