Dookie man

He simply built diffrent

I’m the dookie man

by Sushdisnejandishwhfnw October 24, 2020

Vaslui Man

Vaslui Man is a species only found in the small area of Vaslui, inside of the Land of Vampires, Romania. Its more dangerous than a Florida Man, and only its sheer presence within 100 of metters of you can make you go into an alcoholic coma.

18 people have been killed by the sheer presence of a Vaslui Man 2 days ago and 39 others are in a alcoholic coma.

by TheBanananana November 6, 2021

cum-man

a snow man made out of sperm

i think i am going to make a cum-man today

by your local ice cream seller June 19, 2021

Man Nog

n. A white liquidy substance used in sexual reproduction among homo sapiens. Aka, sperm.
Synonyms: semen, sperm, cum, man juice, facial cream, throat coater, jizz, gizz,

John: "yo dave, where were you last night?"
Dave: "I was busy spraying Mary's face with my man nog"
John: "You're the fucking man"

Jeff: "Dude, I saw your mom last night."
Steve: "Where at??"
Jeff: "Getting out of my bed, she was dripping with my man nog."

Sarah: "I love drinking a glass of man nog in the morning."
Elon: "You're a freak a leak sarah...but I'd give you some of my man nog."

by #Jamaica December 6, 2011

Changed Man

When you're out with the boys and a girl comes and talks to to one of them, and all of a sudden he becomes a new man acting all cool and shit. Acts professional and doesn't really joke around. Tries not to associate him with you guys anymore.

*Girls walks in*
Alex: *Casually pulls up sleeve to display watch* *Acts cool*
Alex: "Hey girls whats up,the drinks are on me"
The Boys; "Damn what a Changed Man"

by TheKing35 January 15, 2019

corncob man

aka, mondo owada

nooo precious corncob man

by ultimate lifeform September 6, 2018

Vies Man

Een vies manneke, vettig ventje of vunzig kereltje. Vaak gebruikt in de context van seksuele handelingen of algemene omgang met het andere geslacht. Ook gebruikt bij algemene viezigheden zoals letterlijk vuil zijn etc.

Voorbeeld 1:
Kerel 1: G hebt ge het al gehoord? De Robbe heeft in twee weken al 5 eerstejaarsstudenten gepaald!
Kerel 2: Echt een vies manneke

Voorbeeld 2:
Kerel 1: Kan ik vrienden uitnodigen morgen op ons gezamelijk kot?
Kerel 2: Ik ging een chickie uitnodigen maar geen probleem, dan neem ik haar wel mee naar mijn kamer.
Kerel 1: Vies manneke

by StabiloBoss October 8, 2018