Full beam bandit

A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.

They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.

If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.

Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.

John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...

by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016

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Full-Time W

The art of being a W so often that it’s like you’re working full time on it.

Unlike Mikie, you are a full-time W.

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You want to be a full-time W?

by Strong Beautiful Man November 4, 2023

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full fartal rudity

The ability to fart at random, anywhere, anytime, without regard to anyone in the vicinity.

There goes Bruce with the full fartal rudity again.

by rustyspikemoore November 21, 2015

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Full course meal

A term used commonly to describe the pop boy band why dont we but mostly to describe their hottest member, Corbyn Matthew Besson. He appears to be cute enough to eat in every photo of him, and let me tell you: he’s even cuter irl. He’s always described as a ‘snack’ or a ‘full course meal’ by any person with a brain.

Yo did you see Corbyn’s new insta post? He be looking like a full course meal

by 4:20 blaze it October 30, 2018

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