missouri jack hammer

it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer

did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks

by oh s d kill January 22, 2020

Down East Hammer

When you hold your nuts and dick up as high and tight to your body as possible and let it smack down on another parties face.

Steve passed out drunk so I tried to wake him up with a down east hammer

by PbnJjuggler October 21, 2019

Yam-hammer

1. Penis with a bulbous deformed head that is disproportionately larger than the shaft., 2. Used to describe a loud or obnoxious person. Most effective when preceded with a traditional expletive, (i.e. "You fucking Yam-hammer"), 3. An aggressive consensual sexual act that involves a sound beating and/or pummeling.

1. I'd love to yam-hammer that bitch!

2. Seven is a twisted fucking yam-hammer, and someone should whip his ass.

by Paintmonkey December 14, 2008

vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Hammer Time

When a girl jumps on your face, breaking your nose, and then lets you eat her out

Wow I can’t believe how bad my nose hurt after I got Hammer Timed, but at least I ate her out

by HammaTime69 July 19, 2025

Silk and Hammer

give it to her soft and hard and she will stay with you

I gave her that silk and hammer

by TurtleCrack September 21, 2022

hammer

Hammer also referred to as revolver or pistol 40 plus caliber used in sentence

"You know I always keep that hammer next to me" young MA OOOUUU

by call me mixed December 20, 2016