Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. by stowe123 February 9, 2010
Get the Jordan Farismug. Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan
by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. 
My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘
MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......
by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020
Get the Jordan Teixeiramug. She’s a one in a lifetime person… just kidding she is one of the most queer people you will ever meet. Jordan is a dirty Italian whose forehead is competition with sky scrapers. She also lies about insignificant things, ie. her eyes are green and she says they are blue. All in all she is the best friend I could have asked for.
by BigPenile November 22, 2023
Get the Jordan Librettomug. JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
Get the Jordan Tisdale (JT)mug.