smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

slippity fish

n. the proper reply to a question asking if you want to purchase a bicycle

"Want to buy a bike?"
"Slippity fish!"

by tillyeightten September 8, 2011

Fish Fact

A fact of extremely dubious origin.
A fact so outlandish it strains the credulity of even the most gullible.
A fact or idea so absurd that it speaks only to the imagination of its purveyor.

Steven: "One day soon you will be able to purchase spray-on televisions".

Alan: I'm calling Fish Fact on this one.

by Captain_Earlobe January 11, 2012

Harp Fish

It’s real. Fish in Mediterranean. Hasn't been pictured yet due to pressure under water

Wow that’s a beautiful harp fish!

by Potatochipfisher November 28, 2019

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

Fish guys

A guy that you will usually see wearing a “bass pro shop hat”

They also have temper tantrums when someone doesn’t catch the ball in gym
When you look at pictures of them you can expect them to be shirtless holding a fish.
Fish guys are a major red flag🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Fish guys often are defined by“Why the hell is he shirtless holding a fish”

by meeeemerrrr February 5, 2022

media fish

Somebody who spends their lives buried in news papers, listening to radio and watching TV

aw, I'd love to come out man, but I gotta catch these tv shows I been meaning to watch

Dude, you are such a media fish

by Martian girl August 10, 2005