Retard text syndrome is when you're texting someone and they do not know how to text. It's when they say "u" instead of "you" and "r" and so on. It's when they can't spell. They say "lyke" instead of "like" or "hym" and many others.
John: "Aye bro. Y didnt u com 2 tha prty? Lyke evry1 wuz ther."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
Bob: "Dude. Don't talk to me until you get that retard text syndrome checked out."
by poopy21! February 6, 2010
Get the retard text syndromemug. by .hYpNoSiS. May 9, 2008
Get the Text Message Rapemug. When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.
You: WTF?!
Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
by kadatz May 18, 2010
Get the out of con-textmug. this can very. examples include
•being short ("k" "lol" "ya")
• taking FOREVER TO RESPOND
• not carrying a conversation
•being short ("k" "lol" "ya")
• taking FOREVER TO RESPOND
• not carrying a conversation
by yodeling.mitocondria March 29, 2017
Get the weak text gamemug. A stupid way that attention-whores get people to notice their Facebook status. ˙looɔ os ɯı ˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool
Jonny wanted people to notice him on Facebook. So he googled "Upside Down Text" and flipped his Facebook status upside down. Now everyone thinks he's stupid for being such an attention-whore.
by UpsideDownText.com November 9, 2010
Get the upside down textmug. When, after meeting and/or hooking up with someone on a Saturday night and exchanging numbers, you receive a text from them the next morning.
John: Hey man, have you talked to that chick who you hooked up with last night?
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
Dave: Yeah, she sent me a Sunday morning text, asking me how my hangover was.
by pidgeon_peter23 September 8, 2009
Get the Sunday Morning Textmug. When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.
Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!
Textee: You bitch! I got a D.
Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.
Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
Textee: You bitch! I got a D.
Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.
Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.
by Textee December 5, 2009
Get the two way textmug.