NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st

Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day

by Sixgippyguppies April 4, 2019

Touchdown

When a male ejaculates between the front gap of a womans front teeth; then procedes to slap her on the top of the head while screaming touchdown!!

The only reason I even dated her was because I got to score a touchdown!

by rlikjgfklsmvlkdsfjgolsdikfjgls January 24, 2009

Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

by Chino Grife June 24, 2009

Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

by Professor69 May 25, 2011

touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 15, 2005

touch

Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.

"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."

by Mike October 3, 2004

Uncle touchy

A man named coleby and has sighns on his wite van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Oh my god did you see coleby ya he's such a uncle touchy

by Cbuck March 10, 2017