The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Bam Theory

When you think of something that in theory should work, but that is not practical.

Just heat up the shaft, take a punch, hit it with a hammer and bam it'll come out of the hole. (It is not practical because everything is covered in rust and has been stuck for 20 years.) Bam Theory. The difference between an engineer and a fabricator.

by bam theorist. May 2, 2012

tiger theory

A theorized phenomena of two unrelated objects being repelled or absent from one another soley based on the absence of the other.

Example:

Person A- "This silver spoon repels tigers."
Person B- "How??"
Person A- "Tiger theory. I hold up this spoon and, do you see any tigers? No? See it works!"

by kittygumdrops March 5, 2025

junior year theory

The time in college when men and women should reach peak maturity and glow-up status

Liz: "Why are you always going for Juniors?"
Em: "Junior year theory, duh"

by BnBzx December 16, 2023

The Accordion Theory

The theory that states that the universe as we know it all rests on one giant accordion, played by a transcendent figure, or “god.” “The Big Bang” was actually just the accordion beginning to expand. We know that the universe is expanding, but we don’t know why. The accordion theory explains this. As they accordion expands outwards, so does the universe. Once the accordion moves back inwards, the universe will collapse, and begin to shrink. Once the accordion fully closes, the universe will be gone. Once it opens again, the universe will be recreated from the Big Bang again, and repeat everything all over in the same exact order.

History repeats itself.

Yo, The Accordion Theory actually kind of makes sense. Got more weed?

by ThirstyThurston February 2, 2021