Clacton-on-Sea

Officially the worst place in the United Kingdom if your anyone other than a flag shagging, reform party skinhead.

"Welcome to Clacton-on-Sea, skinheads welcome!"

by Joe Smiff July 14, 2024

parting the sea

A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.

My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.

by A crappy Alienware PC July 17, 2024

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

sea container

A really overweight person, mostly female

Why do people like that sea container's Instagram posts? She's so ugly!

by botermossel July 25, 2024

Sea Floofer

An alternate name for a seal. Extremely fat and adorable creatures.

Cash to Sherri "Look at this sea floofer, thing is a fatass."

by Can't find a Username:( August 4, 2024

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023