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The Cake is a Lie

When they say there is cake, but there is an alternate motive that usually ends in ones humiliation/demise.
Jeffrey Bonheimer: Man, I am so glad my ex-wife decided to invite me over to her basement for cake, even though I won the custody battle over the children!
Evan Sailhamer: Jeff man, isn't it obvious?
Jeffrey Bon-whatever: Is what obvious Easy E?
Easy Evan: The cake is a lie man. Like, it is blatantly obvious
by J-goat C-Mote May 11, 2013
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zebra cake

By legend, the zebra has little particles of weed (the white part) and little particles of acid (the black part) if you eat enough of these little cakes, they will get you very high, one must eat about 20-50 to get fucked. save or quarts kids...
hey dawg, i just scarfed 20 boxes of zebra cakes, i'm trppin balls nigga!
by imFrEaKiNman April 25, 2005
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Cup Cake

D'Antae & Miya need to quit CupCakin'
by D-ROC May 13, 2005
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hoe cake

A word commonly used in rural North Carolina to describe a slutty or promiscuous woman. Often paired with "slutmuffin," the term "hoe cakes" is to be used in every day conversation. By composition, hoe cakes are made with licentious batter.
"God, Rachel is being such a hoe cake for not coming antique shopping with us!"
by Dickinson April 12, 2008
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Cake Eater

Rich fucker whos parents give them too much money. student of Edina or Duluth East. se also: spoiled rotten or daddys money
John:(to Timmy) i dont know if i should drive the BMW or the Corvette today.
timmy: id say you need stop being such a fuckin cake eater and ride your bike like the rest of us middle schoolers.
by Trojan4life09 March 28, 2011
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party cake

A slang term used to refer to an African American person. It is often used in a humorous fashion and not meant to be demeaning, but can be used in as a derogatory way as its speaker wishes. Can also be used as an adjective.
"That party cake just called me a cracker! Why can't we all just get along?"

"Rap is a typically party cake genre of music, there are not many mainstream white rap stars"
by George Read December 27, 2007
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Drake's Cake

A piece of heaven, twin-wrapped with cinnamon on top. Nominally just a prepackaged crumb coffee cake sold primarily in the Northeast in boxes of 10, but in reality, so much more.
"Shit, I was down at foodmaster and they had a 2-for-$2 deal on Drake's cakes! Needless to say, I purchased them all.
by ppowpow May 14, 2009
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