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The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child
“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”
by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022
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Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.
Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear
by Tillers December 27, 2023
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what a tear

A sarcastic why of saying something is sad
Joe didn’t invite me to his party, what a tear.
by Dankone December 8, 2023
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🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)

🥲 is used as a slang term for "I'm really sad and gay and want a man to fuck me right now."
"Man I'm so sad and want to be fucked by a man 🥲(smiling_face_with_tear)"
by dumbIittIefeIIa March 27, 2024
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playing for all teams

When somebody is pansexual; being romantically and sensually attracted to all genders.
Eg: Chris from Blood & Water.
Chris was dating both Zama and Mark, cause he’s playing for all teams.
by chulu innit December 8, 2024
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A white tear ran down my leg

A sarcastic phrase used to mock a moment that is intended to be sad, sentimental, or "deep," but instead comes across as forced or unfunny.

It is a cynical play on the classic expression "a tear ran down my cheek."

The speaker signals that they are completely unmoved by the situation and are instead reacting with crude, mock-sensitivity.
Friend A: "And that's why I think my breakup is actually a beautiful tragedy..."

Friend B: "Wow, man. That was so moving. A white tear ran down my leg."
by Cynitalia February 6, 2026
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Cloudy bucket tear

The act of ejaculating out your eye balls when you're suddenly surprised by an unbearably site of a top ten ugliest vaginas.
This is known as cloudy tears as your body refuses to provide the bucket (long eyed front bum) with your love swimmers.
A natural process that the rareness is around 10 in 3.4 billion.
You've got more chance of winning the lottery than producing cloudy bucket tears but remember it's impossible to avoid until all growler owners are enforced to wear a vag badge warning.
by Scamp22 July 2, 2025
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