shit tap

Harvey: Hey John, take the wife anywhere nice recently?

John: As a matter of fact yes, right up her shit tap.

Harvey: Respect.
by amscray September 11, 2011
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Self-Tapping Screw

When a Woman is giving you a Blowjob and demands you allow her to bend your cock, then stuff it into your ass, just as you are ejaculating, causing a pearl necklace to drip down your inner thighs.
My Girlfriend insisted that she be allowed to perform a “self-tapping screw” on me.
by Dick-balls MaGee March 21, 2021
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Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female
Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?
by Taleteller February 12, 2012
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Tap the Rockies

Hooking up with a really tall chick. Ideally, someone who is taller than you.
Chase: "Alright guys I'm out. Gonna tap the Rockies"
Alex: "Another tall chick, eh?"
by Alex Bricks August 08, 2021
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Boobie Tap

When a really gross frat boy touches your boob
"Yo, Meatcube Micheal totally boobie tapped that girl at the sausage fest on Saturday ."
by SILENCEYOUCUR April 28, 2021
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Chest Tap

When one acts by slapping their chest in an odd formality, whilst letting out a disgruntled moan of excitment.

ie; "ugggh!" (Moan).

Typically used when something exciting happens.
1.) I was made fun of at school today for chest tapping after we watched a documentary on the Cival War.

2.) Last night the drug store ran out of chest tap lubrication so I had to by the expensive brand at Family Dollar
by alko12 March 25, 2016
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