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Cock snuffler

The act of two men bumping their penal heads together.
by CJ May 20, 2004
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Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
by Beans_bois July 16, 2019
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scuffs

Scuffs....new shoes; mainly referring to Tennis shoes, but Any Casual type shoe (NOT Dressy shoes) can also be referred to as SCUFFS.
"Hey Dude! Nice Scuffs! Where'd you get them?" Scuffs Tennis shoes Sandals Any Casual shoe that can be worn with Jeans or Shorts
by 1 Kool Nana June 3, 2010
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uffle shuffle

Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.
Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.
by Rsquared300 January 19, 2006
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shuff

derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff" or a derivative of the phrase "shelf stuff"

obnoxious knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, or over-the-top decorative objects
There was nothing practical at the neighbor's garage sale, just a collection of ceramic cat figurines, a couple of chipped vases, and other useless shuff.
by Monica_H January 16, 2006
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Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004
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shnuffed

When someone holds a door open for you, gets bored, and stops holding it for you.
-- or --
When someone looks at you and chooses not to hold it open for you.
Wow, that cunt face just shnuffed me.

I can't believe this. The other day, I held that fucking door open for that fucking teacher and they just shnuffed me.
by SysVoid May 24, 2016
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