someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck
by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020
Get the limp simpingmug. Being rude, disorderly, disrespectful to women in order to gain power or attention from women in the hopes that the "nice guys finish last" and "women like assholes" myth will apply to them.
He hates Simps that cater to women so he'll start backwards simping because women don't deserve nice.
by Dallas AP August 4, 2021
Get the Backwards Simpingmug. by AveryDeetz June 13, 2021
Get the hat simpmug. Mordecai from Regular Show is.
Mordecai: I'm just afraid of what'll happen because...(sighs) part of me is still waiting for Margaret to come back.
Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.
And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..
Rigby: What? Still? She's not coming back, dude. She's gone.
And Mordecai is The Biggest Simp..
by WeDoALilTrollin April 19, 2022
Get the The Biggest Simpmug. by Katias98 March 7, 2022
Get the crippled simpmug. The act of being submissive to a person simply because they bought a table at a nightclub. Typically occurs when a dude with daddy's money isn't funny or capable of speaking to women, so he spends $5-10k on a table and invites a hot girl with 30+ bodies to stand next to him at his table. The girl wears a slutty cocktail dress and the guy wears ripped light wash jeans, Yeezy's, a gold chain on the outside of his shirt, and a black t-shirt so tight it might as well be painted on. The entire concept is adjacent to prostitution. It's an easy way for beta men to fuck a whore without 'technically' paying for it.
"Hey friends, I was thinking of having a group dinner at my place this Thursday. Maybe cook up some chicken parm and sip some wine while we watch the sunset! Are you interested?"
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
"No, sorry, I'm going to see insert no-name DJ tonight. Steve from the Seaport is buying $1,500 bottles of shitty Tito's at a nightclub the size of my bedroom, so I'm gonna go table simping."
by artfuldodger69 August 19, 2022
Get the Table Simpingmug. Ur swag,but common .
He’s hot and u need to admit it
But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin
If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
He’s hot and u need to admit it
But remember,if he find out this ,he would kill u in 2 seconds ngl
I simp for him too,but I think he goes with Hanji or Erwin
If u ship ereri gtf out of here🥰🥰
by KuboKaishipper January 15, 2022
Get the Levi Simpmug.