salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

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Salty juice box

She is being a salty juice box for no reason

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when kaboom sits in from of the tv and doesn't switch to a modern tv provider. He is defined as a "salty codger"

(noun)

Since Kaboom sits in front of the of the tv all day, he is a salty codger :)

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When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

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It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

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It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

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Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

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